Official RPG thread!!!!!!

((You're supposed to be knocked offline too.))

Mike races to his room, birds slamming into the house, on the screen he sees a giant locust thing, but he can't log back in

(She can't be >:])

Xion ran through the virtual world, trying to find a player. "What's happening? Why is everyone leaving??" She cried again.

Zexion looks at the warning on the manuel he didn't read "Warning: The game has effects on real life. GOD FORSAKEN CRAP!!!" He's says getting pulled once more through the mic and he lands next to Xion.

"Oh thanks goodness!" Xion hugged Zexion. "What's happening in the real world? Why did everyone leave?"

Mike taps his webcam and he gets sucked in, just as a bird bursts through his window

Noah finds himself in a tall tree in the forest, h4 jumps off and goes into a glide

"They didn't leave they were knocked offline by the locust. Wait let's see: Scan!" Holographic screen appears as he finishes saying it. "Let's see the locust can be turned into a zombie using zombie attack or a special potion. It's weak against fire. It absorbs poison."

"Oh jeez! Good thing I found a nice little weapon in the Slums!" Xion changed out her kingdom key for one that seemed to be made of fire. (Hidden Dragon) "KET'S DO THIS!" She shouted, charging.

Noah dive bombs the locust his wings out in front of him, he lands and they stick into its exoskeleton
"uh oh, HELP!"

Xion hit the locust hard with Hidden Dragon, thankful she had 2 more battles after this until the Attack Boost wore off.

"watch it! i'm stuck to this thing"

Zexion kept looking through it's data

Noah: 300/300
Xion: 280/275 - Regen - gains 5 HP no matter how much HP is had
Zexion: 250/250 - Regen

Locust: 297/300

Xion hacked at the locust near where Noah was stuck, trying to knock him loose. "Try using this! Might improve your strength!" She called, tossing him an Attack Boost.

(Xion: It's easy for me to change the data, but... nobody wants 'em! T~T)

Zexion left the terminal up and summoned something, "Valefor Aid us."

Valefor flew from a glyph in the sky and landed next to Zexion

Noah is still stuck into it
"these wings are on my arms, can't really use it in my condition!"
Noah flicks out his leg wings and blows them swings them to blow his legs into into the air. he sings them about sending air slashes at the locust beneath him

Xion looked at Valefor, giving a O___o face. "That'll work." She said simply, going back to hacking at the locust.

Locust: 295/300

Zexion spoke suddenly "GUYS GET BACK!!!"

"kinda hard for me to do that!"

"Fine just watch for the beam. Valefor," Zexion said getting behind him, "Energy Ray."

Xion pulled at Noah, trying to get him out. "I'm trying!!!"

"move! don't get hurt trying to help me!"

Valefor flew into the air and his beak glowed and a beam came out it hit the locust cutting off it's legs and cutting Noah out of the exoskeleton.

"It doesn't matter! I'll be brought back eventually!" Xion said, trying to get the remains of the exoskeleton off

Valefor was hit with a glob of poison and died.

"CRAP!!!" Zexion screamed putting up Reflect.

"STOP IT! YOU'RE DESTROYING MY WORLD!!" Xion screeched, plunging Hidden Dragon into the locust.